Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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