I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Is this like a preordered booty call?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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