so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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