Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
