your room smells of hookers.
And success
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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