so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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