So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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