Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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