If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
