I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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