We won't sleep together?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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