that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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