Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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