He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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