Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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