I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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