Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
How drunk are you?
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