how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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