I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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