i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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