As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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