and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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