she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Mom said you looked used
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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