He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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