absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Your cock deserves a montage
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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