As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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