he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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