I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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