Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I just blew my weed a kiss
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Drake has all the answers
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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