A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
