i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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