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May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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