That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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