I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Randomize
