I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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