don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
