At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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