Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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