The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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