Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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