We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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