i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Who died my cat blue again?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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