I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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