whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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