i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We need to rekindle our bromance
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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