Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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