Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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