like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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