420 ftw
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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