i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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